This is a really great game. Its so amazingly satisfying hurting Bush and Gates. Mwahahah. It really is :)
But seriously, I want more happy options. I loved it when I played baseball with him. He seemed so happy.. I wanna be a good guy, but if all I've got are baseballs compared to bombs, flamethrowers, and maces, I'm probably gonna be using the bad stuff all the time cause there so much of it.
You know what would be really cool? Is if with the baseballs you could actually play catch with him, and if you had a baseball bat item, you can give it to him and throw balls at him. If a ball gets past your hand, he gets really happy. If you catch it, he gets sad.
If you get the bat and he gets the ball, it'll be vice-versa. If you keep on taking his turns he'll get mad then he'll get really sad. You know, stuff like that. This game has potential for that.
It'd also be fun to see an option where you can put something in front of him and use an "ask" button. A menu will pop up and you can ask him what he thinks of the object, or what he thinks it does, as well as seeing how much you use it. Plus, a player stats report would be good. It would show you what he thinks of YOU.
I know this is extreme, but for a LOT OF MONEY, you can give him a girlfriend and there could be all sorts of interesting dynamics. You could let them be and intereact with eachother through emotions and objects lying around, or you could intervene at times by using a fate option. Then you'd have lots of baby buddies hopping around.
I -could- suggest more, but there's a letter limit, so I've gotta end this. I'm really looking forward to the next edition. Please, add more good and happy options! After all, he is my buddy. Can't I at least treat him like one?
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